On A Pale Horse (With Pretty Ribbons and Bows)

Late one night while attempting to ensure that my wife could eat a well lubricated breakfast cereal on the following morn, I made a quick run into Safeway. I passed by a disturbing and enigmatic package on a closed register. In mortal terror I returned to my apartment and borrowed my wife's digital cameral. With sweat on my brow and pee in my pants, I took a stealthy shot of the package and I share it with my readers now. God save us all.