Behind The Scenes

Ever have the feeling that the screenwriters responsible for your life have been poked in the ass with a sharp stick and are now typing away schizo-frenetically to produce a happy ending for the final episode ? They've been asleep all fucking season and the actors have been making shit up in order to get by. But now it's Christmas at the actors guild and Santa's little elves have been busy drinking and hammering out toys all year long. I came back to my apartment and for the first time in several days it didn't feel empty. It just stunk of cat shit. This is something I can clean up. This is something that's within my power to change and everything will smell good in the end.